Waste your hard-earned cash on a politician:
Democracy isn’t cheap!
While other mayoral candidates may be gland-handing their way to sacks of money with a dollar sign on them from landlord associations, scumbag developers, Comcast, and their sister’s mother’s aunt’s white-shoe law firm, Banjax is grinding in the streets for your vote and your dollars.
Ask yourself: what campaign isn’t replete with a bevy of of stickers, lawn signs, buttons, and rollicking multi-day benders for a group of well-connected campaign staffers and party insiders at the Sugarhouse?
Banjax promises you that they will only spend the money for all lawful purposes and will not blow the campaign coffers on luxury birthday cakes from Termini Brothers or thousands of high-gloss stickers to blanket the city with.